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Twain - Never Argue With Stupid People Women’s Premium Hoodie

Twain - Never Argue With Stupid People - Women’s Premium Hoodie
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Women’s Premium Hoodie
Why we never argue with Democrats. Mark Twain - Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down, then will beat you with experience.
If you’re looking for a top-quality, instant-favorite sweatshirt, you’ve come to the right place! Our Premium Hoodie from the Spreadshirt Collection is everything you could ask for: it’s warm and cozy with a tailored and feminine fit, and it's built to last. This item runs small.
  • 80% cotton / 20% polyester (heather gray is 85% cotton / 15% rayon, heather denim and charcoal gray are 60% cotton, 40% polyester)| Fabric weight: 8.3 oz (midweight)
  • Contrasting, complementary-colored drawstring and inner necktape
  • Stitched slit inside kangaroo-style pocket and a small loop inside the hood for headphone usage
  • Reinforced cuffs and waist
  • Combed-cotton exterior, fuzzy fleece interior
  • Imported garment, processed and printed in the U.S.A.
Price (with tax): USD 40.49
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Twain - Never Argue With Stupid People Snap-back Baseball Cap

Twain - Never Argue With Stupid People - Snap-back Baseball Cap
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Snap-back Baseball Cap
Why we never argue with Democrats. Mark Twain - Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down, then will beat you with experience.
This snap-back cap comes with instant street cred. A must-have for anyone seeking that urban style, the snap-back comes with a flat but flexible brim. Throw this on as a complement to whatever look you’re going for.
  • 80% acrylic/20% wool
  • Adjustable snap-back closure for a variety of sizes, 23"-26"
  • Flat but flexible brim
  • Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
Price (with tax): USD 25.49
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Twain - Never Argue With Stupid People Tote Bag

Twain - Never Argue With Stupid People - Tote Bag
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Tote Bag
Why we never argue with Democrats. Mark Twain - Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down, then will beat you with experience.
This canvas tote bag is ideal for light carrying of groceries, magazines and your personal goodies. Web canvas handles in a variety of bright colors.
  • 100% cotton canvas | Fabric weight: 12 oz
  • 15.5” long X 14.5” wide
  • Spot clean only- DO NOT PLACE IN WASHING MACHINE
  • Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
Price (with tax): USD 18.49
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Twain - Never Argue With Stupid People Contrast Hoodie

Twain - Never Argue With Stupid People - Contrast Hoodie
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Contrast Hoodie
Why we never argue with Democrats. Mark Twain - Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down, then will beat you with experience.
Fashion-forward and classic comfort come together in this Contrast Hoodie by Fruit of the Loom. The 60/40 cotton/poly blend makes this hoodie not only breathable, but flexible and durable, as well. With quality, comfort and style, this hoodie is a triple threat.
  • 60% cotton / 40% polyester | Fabric Weight: 7.2 oz (heavyweight)
  • Contrasting jersey hood lining, neck tape and drawstring
  • Two-ply hood with aluminum grommets; front media pocket for tech gadgets
  • Tear away label; double-needle cover-seamed cuffs, armholes, hood and waistband
  • Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
Price (with tax): USD 43.49
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Twain - Never Argue With Stupid People Women's T-Shirt

Twain - Never Argue With Stupid People - Women's T-Shirt
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Women's T-Shirt
Why we never argue with Democrats. Mark Twain - Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down, then will beat you with experience.
This classic tee offers plenty of room and is ideal for most body types. Contoured and side seamed for a feminine fit ITEM RUNS SMALL.
  • 100% preshrunk cotton (heather gray is 90% cotton/10% polyester. Heather Pink, Purple, Coral & Black are 50% cotton/50% polyester) | Fabric Weight: 5.0 oz (mid-weight)
  • Product runs small, check size chart
  • Double-stitched seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
  • Durable and reliable
  • Available in a wide variety of colors
  • Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
Price (with tax): USD 18.49
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Twain - Never Argue With Stupid People Men's Hoodie

Twain - Never Argue With Stupid People - Men's Hoodie
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Men's Hoodie
Why we never argue with Democrats. Mark Twain - Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down, then will beat you with experience.
This Hanes classic is comfortable, stylish and versatile. Perfect as an outer or under layer, the men’s hooded sweatshirt has become a staple in any wardrobe. Kangaroo-style front pocket is perfect for your phone, keys or anything else you want to stash.
  • 50% cotton/50% polyester | Fabric Weight: 7.8 oz (midweight)
  • Ribbed cuffs and waist hem
  • Adjustable drawstring hood
  • Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
Price (with tax): USD 34.49
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Twain - Never Argue With Stupid People Men's T-Shirt

Twain - Never Argue With Stupid People - Men's T-Shirt
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Men's T-Shirt
Why we never argue with Democrats. Mark Twain - Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down, then will beat you with experience.
This is our best seller for a reason. Relaxed, tailored and ultra-comfortable, you’ll love the way you look in this durable, reliable classic.
  • 100% pre-shrunk cotton (heather gray color is 90% cotton/10% polyester, light heather gray is 98% cotton/2% polyester, heather black is 50% cotton/50% polyester) | Fabric Weight: 5.0 oz (mid-weight)
  • Double-stitched seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
  • Special Note: Mineral Wash colors have a slight yellow tint and not one is the same due to the special dye process
  • Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
Price (with tax): USD 18.49
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Twain - Never Argue With Stupid People Women's Tri-Blend V-Neck T-Shirt

Twain - Never Argue With Stupid People - Women's Tri-Blend V-Neck T-Shirt
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Women's Tri-Blend V-Neck T-Shirt
Why we never argue with Democrats. Mark Twain - Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down, then will beat you with experience.
The fabrics blend of cotton, polyester and rayon makes this T-shirt super soft to the touch. Its softly flowing silhouette means this very feminine companion offers great comfort wherever you go.
  • Loose fit, slit sleeves
  • Rounded seem
  • Slightly tapered
  • Light, flowing fabrics: 159 g/m²
  • 50% polyester, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
Price (with tax): USD 28.49
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Liberal definition Women’s Premium Hoodie

Liberal definition - Women’s Premium Hoodie
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Women’s Premium Hoodie
If you’re looking for a top-quality, instant-favorite sweatshirt, you’ve come to the right place! Our Premium Hoodie from the Spreadshirt Collection is everything you could ask for: it’s warm and cozy with a tailored and feminine fit, and it's built to last. This item runs small.
  • 80% cotton / 20% polyester (heather gray is 85% cotton / 15% rayon, heather denim and charcoal gray are 60% cotton, 40% polyester)| Fabric weight: 8.3 oz (midweight)
  • Contrasting, complementary-colored drawstring and inner necktape
  • Stitched slit inside kangaroo-style pocket and a small loop inside the hood for headphone usage
  • Reinforced cuffs and waist
  • Combed-cotton exterior, fuzzy fleece interior
  • Imported garment, processed and printed in the U.S.A.
Price (with tax): USD 40.49
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Liberal definition Snap-back Baseball Cap

Liberal definition - Snap-back Baseball Cap
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Snap-back Baseball Cap
This snap-back cap comes with instant street cred. A must-have for anyone seeking that urban style, the snap-back comes with a flat but flexible brim. Throw this on as a complement to whatever look you’re going for.
  • 80% acrylic/20% wool
  • Adjustable snap-back closure for a variety of sizes, 23"-26"
  • Flat but flexible brim
  • Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
Price (with tax): USD 25.49
excl. Shipping